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		<title>The Complete Egoist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 14:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Fillmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have tried over the years to reconcile the whole of what is social networking to how it helps or destroys the effort of devoting one&#8217;s life to the pursuit of God.  Reading through a sermon written by a family member in 1976, I came across this poem by Arthur Guiterman called &#8220;The Complete Egoist&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have tried over the years to reconcile the whole of what is <em>social networking</em> to how it helps or destroys the effort of devoting one&#8217;s life to the pursuit of God.  Reading through a sermon written by a family member in 1976, I came across this poem by Arthur Guiterman called &#8220;The Complete Egoist&#8221;, who wrote this around 1930 about our pursuit to self.  I wonder what he would think of our narcissism in 2010.</p>
<blockquote><p>A Mollusc who dwelt in primordial slime<br />
Was always himself to the innermost core;<br />
As being himself took up most of his time,<br />
He never did anything more.<br />
Still just as he was, though long ages have flown,<br />
He stands on the specimen-cabinet shelf<br />
A fossil, immortal in durable stone,<br />
A monument raised to himself.</p></blockquote>
<p><em>&#8211;Guiterman ~1930</em></p>
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		<title>A Father&#8217;s Love Letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Fillmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this poem this morning and thought I would share it.  Even though I haven&#8217;t posted to my blog in a while I still enjoy the world of blogging and everything that goes a long with it.  The first few months of 2010 have been challenging, but it&#8217;s nice to finally see some warmer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this <a href="http://www.fathersloveletter.com/text.html" target="_blank">poem</a> this morning and thought I would share it.  Even though I haven&#8217;t posted to my blog in a while I still enjoy the world of blogging and everything that goes a long with it.  The first few months of 2010 have been challenging, but it&#8217;s nice to finally see some warmer weather arriving down here.  Spring is such a great time of renewal.</p>
<h3>A Father&#8217;s Love Letter to His Child</h3>
<blockquote><p>My Child,</p>
<p>You may not know me,<br />
but I know everything about you.<br />
(Psalm 139:1)</p>
<p>I know when you sit down and when you rise up.<br />
(Psalm 139:2)</p>
<p>I am familiar with all your ways.<br />
(Psalm 139:3)</p>
<p>Even the very hairs on your head are numbered.<br />
(Matthew 10:29-31)</p>
<p>For you were made in my image.<br />
(Genesis 1:27)</p>
<p>In me you live and move and have your being.<br />
(Acts 17:28)</p>
<p>For you are my offspring.<br />
(Acts 17:28)</p>
<p>I knew you even before you were conceived.<br />
(Jeremiah 1:4-5)</p>
<p>I chose you when I planned creation.<br />
(Ephesians 1:11-12)</p>
<p>You were not a mistake,<br />
for all your days are written in my book.<br />
(Psalm 139:15-16)</p>
<p>I determined the exact time of your birth<br />
and where you would live.<br />
(Acts 17:26)</p>
<p>You are fearfully and wonderfully made.<br />
(Psalm 139:14)</p>
<p>I knit you together in your mother&#8217;s womb.<br />
(Psalm 139:13)</p>
<p>And brought you forth on the day you were born.<br />
(Psalm 71:6)</p>
<p>I have been misrepresented<br />
by those who don&#8217;t know me.<br />
(John 8:41-44)</p>
<p>I am not distant and angry,<br />
but am the complete expression of love.<br />
(1 John 4:16)</p>
<p>And it is my desire to lavish my love on you.<br />
(1 John 3:1)</p>
<p>Simply because you are my child<br />
and I am your Father.<br />
(1 John 3:1)</p>
<p>I offer you more than your earthly father ever could.<br />
(Matthew 7:11)</p>
<p>For I am the perfect father.<br />
(Matthew 5:48)</p>
<p>Every good gift that you receive comes from my hand.<br />
(James 1:17)</p>
<p>For I am your provider and I meet all your needs.<br />
(Matthew 6:31-33)</p>
<p>My plan for your future has always been filled with hope.<br />
(Jeremiah 29:11)</p>
<p>Because I love you with an everlasting love.<br />
(Jeremiah 31:3)</p>
<p>My thoughts toward you are countless<br />
as the sand on the seashore.<br />
(Psalms 139:17-18)</p>
<p>And I rejoice over you with singing.<br />
(Zephaniah 3:17)</p>
<p>I will never stop doing good to you.<br />
(Jeremiah 32:40)</p>
<p>For you are my treasured possession.<br />
(Exodus 19:5)</p>
<p>I desire to establish you<br />
with all my heart and all my soul.<br />
(Jeremiah 32:41)</p>
<p>And I want to show you great and marvelous things.<br />
(Jeremiah 33:3)</p>
<p>If you seek me with all your heart,<br />
you will find me.<br />
(Deuteronomy 4:29)</p>
<p>Delight in me and I will give you<br />
the desires of your heart.<br />
(Psalm 37:4)</p>
<p>For it is I who gave you those desires.<br />
(Philippians 2:13)</p>
<p>I am able to do more for you<br />
than you could possibly imagine.<br />
(Ephesians 3:20)</p>
<p>For I am your greatest encourager.<br />
(2 Thessalonians 2:16-17)</p>
<p>I am also the Father who comforts you<br />
in all your troubles.<br />
(2 Corinthians 1:3-4)</p>
<p>When you are brokenhearted,<br />
I am close to you.<br />
(Psalm 34:18)</p>
<p>As a shepherd carries a lamb,<br />
I have carried you close to my heart.<br />
(Isaiah 40:11)</p>
<p>One day I will wipe away<br />
every tear from your eyes.<br />
(Revelation 21:3-4)</p>
<p>And I&#8217;ll take away all the pain<br />
you have suffered on this earth.<br />
(Revelation 21:3-4)</p>
<p>I am your Father, and I love you<br />
even as I love my son, Jesus.<br />
(John 17:23)</p>
<p>For in Jesus, my love for you is revealed.<br />
(John 17:26)</p>
<p>He is the exact representation of my being.<br />
(Hebrews 1:3)</p>
<p>He came to demonstrate that I am for you,<br />
not against you.<br />
(Romans 8:31)</p>
<p>And to tell you that I am not counting your sins.<br />
(2 Corinthians 5:18-19)</p>
<p>Jesus died so that you and I could be reconciled.<br />
(2 Corinthians 5:18-19)</p>
<p>His death was the ultimate expression<br />
of my love for you.<br />
(1 John 4:10)</p>
<p>I gave up everything I loved<br />
that I might gain your love.<br />
(Romans 8:31-32)</p>
<p>If you receive the gift of my son Jesus,<br />
you receive me.<br />
(1 John 2:23)</p>
<p>And nothing will ever separate you<br />
from my love again.<br />
(Romans 8:38-39)</p>
<p>Come home and I&#8217;ll throw the biggest party<br />
heaven has ever seen.<br />
(Luke 15:7)</p>
<p>I have always been Father,<br />
and will always be Father.<br />
(Ephesians 3:14-15)</p>
<p>My question is…<br />
Will you be my child?<br />
(John 1:12-13)</p>
<p>I am waiting for you.<br />
(Luke 15:11-32)</p>
<p>Love, Your Dad<br />
Almighty God</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The Humble Prayer of a Confederate Soldier</title>
		<link>http://www.scottfillmer.com/2009/10/15/the-humble-prayer-of-a-confederate-soldier/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Fillmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love this short prayer below. I came across it this morning looking for some files from about fifteen years ago, and I am sure many have read this poem before. The author is only listed as &#8220;unknown Confederate Soldier&#8221; (here), so it comes from a few years back, but it is still worthy of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love this short prayer below.  I came across it this morning looking for some files from about fifteen years ago, and I am sure many have read this poem before.  The author is only listed as &#8220;unknown Confederate Soldier&#8221; (<a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=DrGIme-1y4wC&amp;pg=PT6&amp;lpg=PT6&amp;dq=prayer+%22I+asked+God+for+strength+that+I+might+achieve%22&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=2Ue4w1G6Tp&amp;sig=4oyfVzu9WjeZor9gFeV0YEqxyc8&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=mE_XSvbDFZOX8AaEpP3nCA&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=7&amp;ved=0CCMQ6AEwBg#v=onepage&amp;q=prayer%20%22I%20asked%20God%20for%20strength%20that%20I%20might%20achieve%22&amp;f=false" target="_blank">here</a>), so it comes from a few years back, but it is still worthy of circulation today.  We can still call on His name today in the 21st century and He will &#8220;most richly bless&#8221; us.</p>
<blockquote><p>The Prayer</p>
<p>“I asked God for strength that I might achieve.  “I was made weak that I might learn humbly to obey.  “I asked for health that I might do greater things.  “I was given infirmity that I might do better things.  “I asked for riches that I might be happy.  “I was given poverty that I might be wise.  “I asked for power that I might have the praise of men.  “I was given weakness that I might feel the need of God.  “I asked for all things that I might enjoy life.  “I was given life that I might enjoy all things.  “I got nothing that I asked for, but everything I had hoped for.  “Almost despite myself, my unspoken prayers were answered.  “I am, among all men, most richly blessed.”</p></blockquote>
<p>I am, among men, most richly blessed&#8230; if only because of You, Lord.  Amen.</p>
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		<title>A Nikon D700 Birthday Cake, Really</title>
		<link>http://www.scottfillmer.com/2009/02/17/a-nikon-d700-birthday-cake-really/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Fillmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sent this (the info not the cake) from Deb this morning and I just had to do a blog post about it.  For any of those spouses of photographers, especially those Nikon freaks, it is time to step up to the plate and buy him or her that cherished Nikon D700 Birthday Cake. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was sent this (the info not the cake) from Deb this morning and I just had to do a blog post about it.  For any of those spouses of photographers, especially those Nikon freaks, it is time to step up to the plate and buy him or her that cherished Nikon D700 Birthday Cake.  This thing is a replica of a Nikon D700 DSLR camera body with a carrot cake and vanilla buttercream (see <a href="http://blog.pinkcakebox.com/camera-birthday-cake-2-2009-02-01.htm" target="_blank">Surprise Camera Birthday Cake</a> and <a href="http://blog.pinkcakebox.com/camera-birthday-cake-2009-01-18.htm" target="_blank">Camera Birthday Cake</a>) insides.  The attention to detail is wild but it sounds delicious too.</p>
<p>What was even more funny about the cake was the party was Maggiano&#8217;s restaurant in Bridgewater, NJ, one of my hometowns for more than some 4 years growing up.  I would love to see some photos from the birthday party if any were uploaded to flickr.  In the mean time, check out these awesome photos of the Nikon DSLR and NIkon D700 DSLR birthday cakes.  I didn&#8217;t see how much these cakes cost, but I am fairly certain they won&#8217;t put you back the $3,000 that the Nikon D700 costs and it looks far more tasty.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://blog.pinkcakebox.com/" target="_blank">Pink Cake Box</a> for the cake images. I love seeing businesses go out of their way to help their customers and the likeness of the D700 is just incredible.  I am still finishing up Tribes by Seth Godin and he talks a lot about building a following like Pink Cake Box seems to have done with their masterpieces of sugar and flour.  I spend a lot of time with my D700 and the likeness is great.  Check them out if you are in the market for a wild looking cake.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nikon-d700.png" rel="lightbox[2676]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2681" title="Nikon D700 SLR" src="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nikon-d700-488x466.png" alt="Nikon D700 SLR" width="488" height="466" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cake924a.jpg" rel="lightbox[2676]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2677" title="Nikon D700 Cake" src="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cake924a.jpg" alt="Nikon D700 Cake" width="400" height="400" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cake924.jpg" rel="lightbox[2676]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2678" title="Nikon D700 Cake" src="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cake924.jpg" alt="Nikon D700 Cake" width="400" height="337" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cake915.jpg" rel="lightbox[2676]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2679" title="Nikon D700 Cake" src="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cake915.jpg" alt="Nikon D700 Cake" width="400" height="348" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cake915a.jpg" rel="lightbox[2676]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2680" title="Nikon D700 Cake" src="http://www.scottfillmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/cake915a.jpg" alt="Nikon D700 Cake" width="400" height="377" /></a></p>
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		<title>In the Beginning&#8230; God Created Code // Quips</title>
		<link>http://www.scottfillmer.com/2009/02/05/in-the-beginning-god-created-code-quips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Fillmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every so often I try to add in a little quote or quip posted in sidenotes.  Usually a short piece that I get out of my mother-in-laws newspaper clippings she gave me.  Funny how different people collect different things, papers, notes, and so on, most all of these I have never seem before and are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every so often I try to add in a little quote or quip posted in <a href="http://www.scottfillmer.com/category/sidenotes/" target="_blank">sidenotes</a>.  Usually a short piece that I get out of my mother-in-laws newspaper clippings she gave me.  Funny how different people collect different things, papers, notes, and so on, most all of these I have never seem before and are going through them one at a time every so often.</p>
<p>Today I came across one called In the Beginning and it actually had a note at the bottom for its source and I was able to located it.   This was something she printed off her computer in 2005, and of course it is still active on the Internet today, so I am not going to post but a blurb of it here, but it is well work a read if you want to head over <a href="http://grantsgraceland.org/bag/" target="_blank">Bag-o-Laughs&#8217;</a> post called <a href="http://grantsgraceland.org/bag/archive/in-the-beginning/" target="_blank">In the Beginning</a>.</p>
<p>I love humor websites about our faith, Christians, God, and mix computer related stuff in there and it&#8217;s super (another good one is John over at <a href="http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Stuff Christians Like</a>).  So here is the first part of In the Beginning:</p>
<blockquote><p>In the beginning there was the computer. And God said</p>
<p>%Let there be light!</p>
<p>#Enter user id.</p>
<p>%God</p>
<p>#Enter password.</p>
<p>%Omniscient</p>
<p>#Password incorrect. Try again.</p>
<p>%Omnipotent</p>
<p>#Password incorrect. Try again.</p>
<p>%Technocrat</p>
<p>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.</p>
<p>%Let there be light!</p>
<p>#Unrecognizable command. Try again.</p>
<p>%Create light</p>
<p>#Done</p>
<p>%Run heaven and earth</p>
<p>#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.</p>
<p>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://grantsgraceland.org/bag/archive/in-the-beginning/" target="_blank">Continue Reading Here&#8230;<br />
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<p>If you are any bit of the computer person, jump over and read the rest of it from the source, and if the above makes no sense to you at all then you are too young to remember when IBM ran the world and everything was written out in commands (I am on the fringe of that time period I think).  So what are some of your favorite God humor sites?  Post a few below so we can check them out.</p>
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		<title>Lefties are Doomed Once Again // Quips</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Fillmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Deb loves to point out all the niceties about living with a south paw (and there are many).Â  She clipped this graph out of the USA Today more than 10 years ago and I just found it going through some of my old photos this past weekend. Once again I am shown what a right [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.deborahfillmer.com" target="_blank">Deb</a> loves to point out all the niceties about living with a south paw (and there are many).Â  She clipped this graph out of the USA Today more than 10 years ago and I just found it going through some of my old photos this past weekend.</p>
<p>Once again I am shown what a right handed world we live in.Â  Everything from increased cancer risk to playing in sports, we are more likely to be doomed from birth.Â  Yes, even scripture talks about us left handed people, but the Bible calls us out more as the privileged ones (haha).</p>
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<li><strong><a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=7&amp;chapter=3&amp;verse=15&amp;version=31&amp;context=verse">Judges 3:15</a></strong><br />
Again the Israelites cried out to the LORD, and he gave them a delivererâ€”Ehud, a <strong>left</strong>-<strong>handed</strong> man, the son of Gera the Benjamite. The Israelites sent him with tribute to Eglon king of Moab.<br />
<span class="keywordresultextras"><a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=7&amp;chapter=3&amp;verse=14&amp;end_verse=16&amp;version=31&amp;context=context">Judges 3:14-16</a> (in Context)  <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=7&amp;chapter=3&amp;version=31&amp;context=chapter">Judges 3</a> (Whole Chapter) </span></li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=7&amp;chapter=20&amp;verse=16&amp;version=31&amp;context=verse">Judges 20:16</a></strong><br />
Among all these soldiers there were seven hundred chosen men who were <strong>left</strong>-<strong>handed</strong>, each of whom could sling a stone at a hair and not miss.<span class="keywordresultextras"><a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=7&amp;chapter=20&amp;verse=15&amp;end_verse=17&amp;version=31&amp;context=context"> Judges 20:15-17</a> (in Context)  <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=7&amp;chapter=20&amp;version=31&amp;context=chapter">Judges 20</a> (Whole Chapter) </span></li>
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<p>Although I can&#8217;t imagine 700 left handed people chosen at one place to do anything, but must have been a heck of a party.</p>
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		<title>The Lack of a Dead Poets Society Copy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Fillmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love being around creative people in the church body, always thinking and pushing the limits of their own thinking.  Being on the photography side of creativity I feel like sometimes I have one foot in the creative door and one looking in to see if anything interesting shows up.  Sometimes photography to me feels [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love being around creative people in the church body, always thinking and pushing the limits of their own thinking.  Being on the photography side of creativity I feel like sometimes I have one foot in the creative door and one looking in to see if anything interesting shows up.  Sometimes photography to me feels like the fringe of creativity.</p>
<p>Realistically, with technology today, anyone can pick up a camera and push a button, but to do it differently, you have to create.  As is the moto of WordPress themselves, <em>Code is Poetry</em>, a computer can become the essence of creativeness in today&#8217;s culture.  Years ago only a small percentage of people could understand what code was and you needed a degree in graphics design to edit images.  Today, teenagers are becoming expert videographers and editors so they can post their creations on Youtube before their bus drops them off at home.</p>
<p>I walked into a friends office today and he was doing a relatively mindless and repetitive task (although important) for a series we have coming up and to pass the time he was watching Dead Poets Society on his computer.  I ended up staying just long enough to remember what a cool movie it was and tried to find it when I got home so I could finished watching it.  Of course neither hulu, nextflix, or even blockbuster&#8217;s new download had it and I was stuck trying to watch a movie that apparently only he has (I would like to borrow it now, thanks).  Since I can&#8217;t sit here and watch the movie, I figured I would post a poem in context with the movie.</p>
<p><a title="Worship Journey" href="http://www.cleanstraightlines.com/" target="_blank">He</a> got me thinking, especially from his last blog <a title="Worship Journey" href="http://www.cleanstraightlines.com/2008/12/18/passerby/" target="_blank">post</a>, why we don&#8217;t challenge each other more.  Challenge each other in learning (or listening to) new music, new books, scripture, our faith, or even a poem.  Of course they are all the normal reasons, like time.  I don&#8217;t read physical books much at all, but I love to read.  If it doesn&#8217;t show up on my computer I have a hard time flipping through endless pages one at a time, but I can read for hours on a computer screen, so I really have to force myself to read.</p>
<p>One of the last longer physical books I read was one called <a title="Galen Rowell" href="http://www.amazon.com/Galen-Rowells-Inner-Outdoor-Photography/dp/039304985X" target="_blank"><em>Galen Rowell&#8217;s Inner Game of Outdoor Photography</em></a>, which was written by an author, photographer, climber, adventurer, environmentalist, call <a title="Galen Rowell" href="http://www.mountainlight.com/about.html" target="_blank">Galen Rowell</a>, who had been to all parts of the world looking for his spiritual peace through photography, mostly in Tibet, helping many along the way.  The book was called a cross between Sir Edmund Hillary and Ansel Adams.  He was a photographer I followed closely over the years and while on an assignment for National Geographic his plane crashed on landing at his home in California and he and his wife and the pilot died.  I finished the book about a week before he died and I remember right where I was and what I was doing when I read the news about his plane crash.  I remember at that time the book had challenged me and my normal ways of thinking.  He respected &#8220;religion&#8221; of all kinds, but was not a Believer, and he challenged me to think deeper about my own faith.</p>
<p>So here is a popular poem discussed in the movie by Walk Whitman called O Captain! My Captain! Written by Whitman in 1865 after Abraham Lincoln&#8217;s assassination, about the return of a ship whose Captain has died at sea.</p>
<blockquote><p>O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,<br />
The ship has weather&#8217;d every rack, the prize we sought is won,<br />
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,<br />
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;<br />
But O heart! heart! heart!<br />
O the bleeding drops of red,<br />
Where on the deck my Captain lies,<br />
Fallen cold and dead.</p>
<p>O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;<br />
Rise up &#8211; for you the flag is flung &#8211; for you the bugle trills,<br />
For you bouquets and ribbon&#8217;d wreaths &#8211; for you the shores a-crowding,<br />
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;<br />
Here Captain! dear father!<br />
This arm beneath your head!<br />
It is some dream that on the deck,<br />
You&#8217;ve fallen cold and dead.</p>
<p>My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,<br />
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,<br />
The ship is anchor&#8217;d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,<br />
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;<br />
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!<br />
But I with mournful tread,<br />
Walk the deck my Captain lies,<br />
Fallen cold and Dead</p>
<p><em>&#8212;&#8211; from memories of President Lincoln</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Typing instead of writing may not be art (as I have been told), but perhaps reading it, is.  Who do you challenge to grow, and who challenges you?  We each have both, but may not recognize either.</p>
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		<title>A Little Mixed Up, Again, For the First Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>damascus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been a mixed up kind of week for us here.Â  With the tropical storm Fay, and now Gustov on its way, we can see two more tropical disturbances also looking for a new home, so we headed down to the coast to check out our sailboat.Â  We have been trying to sell our [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It has been a mixed up kind of week for us here.Â  With the tropical storm Fay, and now Gustov on its way, we can see two more tropical disturbances also looking for a new home, so we headed down to the coast to check out our sailboat.Â  We have been trying to sell our sailboat for a while now but it needed a little extra attention during this time so along with everything else going on, we took one day to see the coast before the next storm.</p>
<p>If we look at the calendar there is another holiday coming up, the first Auburn football game this Saturday&#8230; I can almost feel the lighter, cooler air that&#8217;s on its way (in maybe three more months). As I was flipping through some of my collected quotes and poems from my mother-in-law I came across this one and it sounded appropriate for the week.Â  You may have heard it before, but it is still cute.</p>
<h3>A Little Mixed Up</h3>
<blockquote><p>Just a line to say I&#8217;m living<br />
That I&#8217;m not among the dead,<br />
Tho&#8217; I&#8217;m getting more forgetful<br />
And more mixed up in the head.</p>
<p>For sometimes I can&#8217;t remember,<br />
Where I stand at the foot of the stair<br />
If I must go up for something<br />
Or &#8211; if I&#8217;ve just come down from there</p>
<p>And, before the frig&#8217; &#8211; so often<br />
My poor mind is filled with doubt.<br />
Have I just put the food away, or<br />
Have I come to take some out?</p>
<p>And, then there&#8217;s times when it is dark out,<br />
With my night cap on my head<br />
I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m retiring &#8212;<br />
Or &#8211; just getting out of bed.</p>
<p>So, if it&#8217;s my turn to write you<br />
There&#8217;s no need in getting sore,<br />
I may think that I have already written<br />
And don&#8217;t want to be a bore.</p>
<p>So &#8211; remember that I do love you,<br />
And &#8211; I wish that you were here.<br />
And &#8211; now it&#8217;s nearly mail-time<br />
So &#8211; I must say, &#8220;Good-bye m&#8217;dear&#8221;.</p>
<p>There I stood beside the mail-box<br />
With a face so very red.<br />
Instead of mailing you my letter<br />
I had opened it &#8211; instead!!</p></blockquote>
<p><em>&#8212;author unknown</em></p>
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		<title>Grace Without Change is Just an Escape from Responsibility</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Sunday was the last part of the &#8220;money&#8221; series at our church. I was so surprised with this series. It was informative, scriptural, and not the same typical money sermon series I was expecting and use to. The opening music from Worship Journey was something unique and different each week, like Pink Floyd&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past Sunday was the last part of the &#8220;money&#8221; series at our church.  I was so surprised with this series.  It was informative, scriptural, and not the same typical money sermon series I was expecting and use to.  The opening music from Worship Journey was something unique and different each week, like Pink Floyd&#8217;s &#8220;Money&#8221;, and the Beetles &#8220;Can&#8217;t Buy Me Love&#8221;.</p>
<p>Part of the message this Sunday was about God&#8217;s grace.  The grace He has given us to make mistakes, learn from them, and move on.   A quote that really caught my attention was:</p>
<blockquote><p>Grace without change is just an escape from responsibility</p></blockquote>
<p>I think that is a great way to put it.  It doesn&#8217;t mean we can just keep living these same mistakes continuously without true repentance and change, sometimes we do need to make lifestyle or lifelong changes first.   There are some of us who have made these changes long ago, but still struggle with the reasons.  This is a great reminder of the freedom in God&#8217;s love, and the grace He has given to us all.</p>
<p>This series was a very refreshing look at one of the most talked about subjects in the Bible, money.  I would encourage anyone who is interested to listen to the <a title="Cornerstone United Methodist Church" href="http://www.cornerstonebuzz.org" target="_blank">podcasts</a> and see for themselves.  Thanks Cornerstone.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a continuation of my Sunday posts called Quotes and Quips. This week, Children&#8217;s Answers to Sunday School Questions. Most of these were saved by my mother-in-law in a notebook full of cute sayings. Some of us remember the days of Sunday School growing up, and sooner or later we had to actually learn [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a continuation of my Sunday posts called <a title="Quotes and Quips" href="http://d.amasc.us/category/sidenotes/" target="_blank">Quotes and Quips</a>.  This week, Children&#8217;s Answers to Sunday School Questions.  Most of these were saved by my mother-in-law in a notebook full of cute sayings. Some of us remember the days of Sunday School growing up, and sooner or later we had to actually learn something.  Here is a list of &#8220;answers&#8221; that kids gave in Sunday School (you will have to figure out the questions (<em>date is from around 1990</em>).</p>
<h3>Top 15 Answers Kids Gave in Sunday School</h3>
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<li>Noah&#8217;s wife was called Joan of Ark</li>
<li>The fifth commandment is &#8220;Humor thy father and mother.&#8221;</li>
<li>Lot&#8217;s wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.</li>
<li>When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang Magna Carta</li>
<li>Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.</li>
<li>Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.</li>
<li>The Pope lives in a vacuum.</li>
<li>Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.</li>
<li>The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.</li>
<li>Iran is the Bible of Moslem&#8217;s</li>
<li>A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible</li>
<li>The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.</li>
<li>The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.</li>
<li>It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.</li>
<li>God told Joseph to take Mary, and Jesus, and flea, to Egypt.</li>
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